Shiro

What the fuck is everyone's fuckin' problem lately? Seriously, what is this? Be a douche to Azula month?

That ain't even all of it, it's like practic'ly everyone I talk to is a GIANT FUCKING MORON. If one more stupid prick makes fun of me for havin' "only one tail" (SERIOUSLY WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT, A FUCKING TENTACLE MONSTER? this shit is retarded) then I am going to punch someone through a wall an' then I'm gonna start removin' ribs.

I just cannot take this shit!

FUCK ALL THESE FUCKIN' FUCKS.

Jesus fuckin' christ.

Go back to your shitty moonbase or whatever it is, see if I give a fuck. I got plenty of crap to be gettin' on with. Don't mind me. Ain't gonna catch me mopin' around like some freakin' pussy waitin' for you or nothin'.

I don't give a shit.

Fuck.

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[Voice Post Recording:]

Awesome job breaking all my fingers man, seriously. Oh, no wait! You missed one, left pinky's just fine. But yeah, not exactly brilliant for typin', if ya catch my drift.

Aaagh. What was I gonna say. Oh, right. We have a fucking deal now, okay? You touch one, ONE fuckin' hair--

[sounds of a coughing]

--one fuckin' hair on that girl's head and so help me fucking GOD--

[more coughing, something splattering onto the floor, then pained breathing]

--you're gonna have the army of Hell after you, I promise. I'd like to remind you I made it easy, didn't fight back at all. So you ain't seen me pissed, man.

As for everyone else, leave it. Deal's a deal. He kicked the shit outta me, and in return he's gonna leave Chloe the fuck alone. That's that. Everything's just fuckin' awesomesauce.

[end of recording]

Che, cute. Some people must be out of their freakin' minds.

Othello...you got a minute?

That survey thing that's goin' round can go fuck off. I've never typed "no" so many times in my life.

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Ask any of my characters whatever questions you would like without having to approach them with it ICly. You might ask how they feel about yours, about their motivations, or about how you might get in their good graces. Or anything else you can think of.

I play:

Shiro ninelivesbaby
Schro katzchenjunge
Maxwell iscariotmaxwell
JENOVA crisisfromskies
Tseng headoftheturks
Scarlet shootingyoudown
Kio kioxsoubi4eva
Bridget bandaloreboy
Crowley ineffableapples
Maru&Moro cutebutsoulless
Hinamori deathpeach
Marluxia faux_rose