[private, hackable if you want >_>]

[ninelivesbaby]

...I wish Tifa hadn't even joked about it. Why the hell do all the chicks treat me like either I'm just a friend, or that I don't even exist? :/ Life, please stop BITING ASS.
No love, Shiro.

And goddamn Tifa of all people. The woman is fiiiiiiiine.

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

The most unattainable piece of ass? Come on Kadaj's friend you should have aimed a little lower.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Not listening, Mr. I-Just-Tapped-Kadaj's-Mom. WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE LADIES. D<

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I did not tap Kadaj's mother. RAPE

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE STILL LUCKY, BITCH.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

. . . you are seriously upset because you did not get molested by an alien?

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry...

[hug] I didn't mean to upset you, Shiro.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

asfdjdalfkjasdlgkj THESE THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE PRIVATE WHAT THE FUCK.

W-what? No, it's not your fault, really, it's not!

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

No, you were right, I shouldn't have said that. If it makes you feel any better, I really do think you're cute~

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...you think I'm cute? You don't think I'm a monster?

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone think you're a monster? You're adorable, Shiro!

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Perhaps one day Kadaj should take you out.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Heh, that'd be cool. How is he, anyway?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

He has cabin fever.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Kadaj's friend. I will take you to get laid. You do not need Tifa!Boobs. D:< They'll contaminate you and then your dick with fall off because they took away your manhood.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...fuck the what?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

YOU, I'M TAKING YOU TO GOLD SAUCER FOR A LAP DANCE.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

WHY? I SUSPECT ALTERIOR MOTIVES. YOU NEVER LIKED ME.

[notcosplaying.livejournal.com]

Hume females are such fickle creatures.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...this thing's not even vaguely locked, is it?

Um. Hey there. Who're you?

[notcosplaying.livejournal.com]

You should not sound so disappointed; this only allows you knowledge that others care for you.

Fran.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...yeah, I guess you're right.

Oh, then nice to meet you, Fran. I'm Shiro, if you didn't know.

[got-the-ball.livejournal.com]

Uh...Well, I'm no expert on this stuff, but you're a nice enough guy. You'll find a girl sooner or later, no problem.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Tch, easy for you to say. You're surrounded by the ladies.

[got-the-ball.livejournal.com]

W-What?! N-no, see, it's all complicated and wierd and- not surrounded anyway, there's just Rikku and Yuna...

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Just? Dude, you've got them practically fightin' over you. I'm a freak, the chicks don't even look at me.